"It's beginning to look like Christmas, everywhere you go, people are acting drunk and stupid, with the police car lights aglow!"
Its been a while since I blogged, very sorry, just been busy. I launched my website, Beadedmommadesigns.com, go check it out and buy something, so I can save up and move out of the trailer park! LOL just kidding, I would be bored to tears if I ever moved out. Go buy something so I can buy myself something! :)
I went to go buy a Christmas tree the day after thanksgiving, ya i know, stop laughing at me, i realized how stupid it was when i had to sit for 10 minutes, then follow someone to their car to get a parking spot. I went in with the intention of getting a white tree, but ended up having to get a boring old green one, and stand in line for an hour to check out. but its ok,it turned out really pretty, its decorated in a peacock theme, very pretty, if i could find my damn camera i would include a picture.
Thanksgiving was fun, we went to johns sister's house, the food was great, johns brother got trashed and ended up passed out in a puddle of his own puke in the bathroom and had to be helped out to johns moms truck. bet that was a fun drive home.
Today I had to write a very unusual memo to some construction type guys that moved in yesterday. The memo is as follows..... "Several residents came in today and complained that you all were urinating outside your trailer. This is completely unacceptable and it will not be tolerated. If it happens again, you will be told to leave and you will not get a refund. For the rest of your stay here please act like adults. Also, go clean up all the beer cans and bottles. Thank you, Management." These are the wonderful people we have staying here. Not only did they pee outside they did it in front of a group of woman staying across from them.
Since the last time I wrote, the tit talker has moved out! Whooohoooo! I had to contain my happy dance when I refunded his deposit.
John's moms boyfriend moved in with her, I had my doubts about him at first, he seemed to be trying too hard, but he is actually pretty great, he is really good with the kids, seeing as how he actually plays with them and talks to them, unlike their actual grandfather who lived 2 houses down their entire lives and never once came over to see them, and when i took them over there he was to busy online with his conspiracy theory buddies to ever acknowledge they were there, much less play with them.
I almost had to quit my job when the lady watching my youngest couldn't stop fighting with her husband, but luckily one of the maintenance men's wife said she would babysit him, and he loves her to death. He doesn't want to leave after he has been there, and she doesn't just park him in front of the TV and ignore him, she talks to him constantly, takes him for walks, he helps her take care of her bunnies and i can actually understand him now when he talks, its great.
My next door neighbor just found out she is pregnant again, her little girl is only 9 months old. I'm sure I will end up lending her my padded room shortly after the new baby comes. I told her congratulations, but that she must be insane. 2 in diapers at the same time, I do not envy her.
Johns job is going well, he got his CDL and is driving trucks for the company he was working at before. Way better money, but the poor man is a walking zombie. He gets no sleep. I swear they shouldn't let him drive those trucks, but they do.
We got a dog a few weeks ago. Another one of those moments of temporary insanity. John loves him, me and the boys hate him. He is rott/german shepherd/lab. Big friggin dog. He isn't even 4 months old yet, and he can knock both boys on their ass. They probably don't find it as funny as me and John do. His name is Rome. He has his cute moments, like when he is sleeping and not eating my flip flops and pissing on my carpet. I told john i see why they say dog is mans best friend, cuz it is womans pain in the ass.
We have these people staying here, we call them gypsies, but they are road pavers, you know, the kind that rip you off repaving your drive way and such. There is a whole family of them here, they are the most stuck up idiots i have ever seen. i always have to bite my tounge when they come in with their better than everyone attitude, cuz hello!you live in a trailer! I laugh at all their wives, most of whom look like they turned 18 yesterday, they come in to pay their rent, they all have the same last name, so we ask what site they are in, "uhh i don't know, how am I supposed know that" uh well lets see, there is a little post with a number on it that you walk past every friggin day! And god forbid we ask them to read their meter, this sends them into a panic. It is so hard to follow the cord from the side of your rv to a little box with digital numbers on it. lol. and the husbands all think since they drive big loud trucks they and pay cash for everything that they own the place. I'm sorry, big trucks usually mean you are compensating for other things that are small. lol.
Its actually been pretty calm here in the last few months. The Clampets got thrown out, they couldn't control their slutty daughters, or their big mouths so they were told to leave. haha after they moved, the old man called the older woman that works in our office and asked her out on a date. After she finished laughing her ass off she turned him down. We still tease her, she will never live it down. After they left, we haven't really had any issues. Hopefully things will get a little more exciting, cuz I'm getting bored. Well, I am gonna go try to clean my house up, tried to yesterday and i only got 1 room done, got bored and ended up on the computer. Peace out from the trailer park!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Birthdays and bullshit!
So the 12th was my youngest son's birthday, he turned 2. About a week before his birthday, he magically morphed into a mean, tantrum throwing, gotta have it my way little stripper. He hits everyone, mostly his big brother. He thows himself on the floor screaming if you say no to something, and he can taked his damn diaper off, even when he is wearing a onsie! I litarlly have to put a swimmy diaper or a pair of my other sons undies over his diaper, then a onsie, then his clothes for the day.
The 24th was my older sons birthday, he turned 6. We tried to have a pool party for him, but when we all went to get in the pool, some piece of trailer trash apperantly wasn't paying close enough attention to their kid, because there was shit, actual feces in the pool. It sucked, no swimming in there for a few days, till it got shocked and such. Otherwise he had a good birthday.
The tit talker came in today, to complain that our electric box was broken, only to be told, we had replaced the box, and it was actually his trailer that fried our box. And yes, he did tell the complaint to my tits, not my face. I had to try very hard not to tell his penis what an idiot it was attatched to.
The other day a guy from Arkanas came in, wanted to stay a few days, so i gave him the little registration card, told him to fill it out. On the card there is a space for the liscense plate # and the make of the trailer, this brainiac tells me, well why in the hell do you people have to know what state my trailer was made in, how am i supposed to know that? Wow! that was a first, I have come in contact with some big time morons, but he took the cake. I explained that it was the make of the trailer, as in what kind, and the state that was on the licsense plate, when he put down Arkanas, I had to stifle my inner smart ass to keep from asking if he went to school or if his momma-sister tought him everything he knows.
Other than that not much has been going on, tommorrow is the last day of school so my next blog will probably come to you from the padded room I am going to have to have built! Peace out from the trailer park ya'll!
The 24th was my older sons birthday, he turned 6. We tried to have a pool party for him, but when we all went to get in the pool, some piece of trailer trash apperantly wasn't paying close enough attention to their kid, because there was shit, actual feces in the pool. It sucked, no swimming in there for a few days, till it got shocked and such. Otherwise he had a good birthday.
The tit talker came in today, to complain that our electric box was broken, only to be told, we had replaced the box, and it was actually his trailer that fried our box. And yes, he did tell the complaint to my tits, not my face. I had to try very hard not to tell his penis what an idiot it was attatched to.
The other day a guy from Arkanas came in, wanted to stay a few days, so i gave him the little registration card, told him to fill it out. On the card there is a space for the liscense plate # and the make of the trailer, this brainiac tells me, well why in the hell do you people have to know what state my trailer was made in, how am i supposed to know that? Wow! that was a first, I have come in contact with some big time morons, but he took the cake. I explained that it was the make of the trailer, as in what kind, and the state that was on the licsense plate, when he put down Arkanas, I had to stifle my inner smart ass to keep from asking if he went to school or if his momma-sister tought him everything he knows.
Other than that not much has been going on, tommorrow is the last day of school so my next blog will probably come to you from the padded room I am going to have to have built! Peace out from the trailer park ya'll!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
First blog!
My name is Jenn, I am 26, and I have 2 crazy little boys, Austin who is going to be 6, and Alexander who just turned the oh so dreaded 2! Oh ya, I forgot about my "hubby" John. I put that in quotes because we are not married, just living in sin for the last 8 years. Some days I love him, some days I'd love to kill him, haha. He is like having a third kid, but not as sweet. When I am not working and when the kiddos go to bed, I design jewelry. This is going remarkably well, I am making pretty good money this way. I work in the park more so to get away from the boys and save my sanity. I work and live at a mobile home/RV park (trailer park). There is so much drama in this place it should have its own daytime soap! There is drama from the employees, most of which live here as well. There is drama from the residents, their pets, and much much more. This place is owned by a very wealthy couple from California. They are really great to work for, just a little high stung sometimes.
I will give you a little back story on some of the people I will be talking about in my blog.
First the employees-- there is T-my "hubby's" mother. She is great, one of the nicest people I know. T divorced John's insane father a little over a year ago. She even let him stay in the house till he found somewhere else to live. Which he did about 3 weeks ago. Like I said she is very nice. If it were me I would have given him bus fare to the closest home for the criminally insane the day the divorce was final. T has a new boyfriend, who we will call T2. He seems nice, he moved here from Cali I assume so he could be closer to T. I just hope she is happy because she really deserves to be happy.
Then we have "the owners". They are from Cali and bought this place from a crooked little Hitler-esque woman. Now they have to deal with all the things little Hitler did half assed and as cheap as she could. needless to say, they are in the process of sueing her. They will be moving into the park soon because they are selling their house and building a new one closer to here. They have a little corgie dog, M. He is the equivalent to a kid for them. He is a good dog.
And we have M and his wife C. They are pretty cool, really no drama with them, but they have a daughter, S who is married to an ex maintenence guy of ours J. This bitch is a trip. she thinks she is gods gift to men and women, since she can't decide if she is gay or straight. She is as big as a house, has a buch of kids, and lives in a trailer that should probably be quarintined by HASMAT. I have been told there is shitty diapers all over, rotten food, bugs and other creepy crawlys all over. She is a very selfish person, she is a backstabber and apparently a whore. She is trying her best to come between a couple here. Her hubby is soon to be her ex, he lives and works in Austin now, to get away from her I'm sure.
The couple she is trying to get between is C and Tr. They live a few houses down and have 2 litle boys that my boys are friends with. C is also a maintenece guy here and is beibg pretty shady with his wife. They split up a few months ago, she took her boys (they are not his) and went back to her moms, and days later, C had some whore in a white car staying with him. He swore it was "just a friend from out of town" but we found out later he was lying. Well, the day his "friend" went home, he called his wife and professed undying love and begged her to come back. Well she did, and now she is regretting it. He flew to his hometown, where the before mentioned whore lives, for a family wedding. he was supposed to be staying at his sisters house, but low and behold, his sister tells Tr that he has been staying with the whore, going out to party with her and doing who knows what else with her. All this after his wife stayed up all night getting him ready to go, washing his clothes, packing for him, basically begging for money from all their friends so that he could even go, all to be fucked over. The end of this one hasnt played out yet, but i will definatly update on that one.
We have M, who is a cranky old fart. not much story needed for him, he just pisses everyone off.
We have G. she is the mother of A an ex employee who left us to go be a truck driver with her boyfriend. G works part time here and is really funny.
Oh lets not forget the Clampets. They are a family that lives here, B clampet is our cleaning lady. B's 3 dim light bulb daughters all call B's dad daddy, which gives us the creeps, cuz it is very possible that imbreeding is the cause for the dim light bulb syndrome. They are "homeschooled", and are 12 to 16, can't read, can't count money, and they all write like 5 yearlods, i take that back, my 5 year old is neater than they are. They use the park pool for a bathtub, we never see them going to the showers, only the pool. really gross. They like to pretend that B and her dad, who mows for us, are park big shots and know everything that is going on. a few weeks ago their dog bit someone, and they couldn't produce shot records, so we made them get rid of the dog. They proceded to tell several residents of the park that they were told to go door to door to give everyones dog a personality test, and if they were mean, they were going to throw the owners out of the park. Hahaha we still don't know were they got this idea. They also said we were putting in a golf course. In a trailer park. Haha. and that the area here known as to horseshoe (the ghetto-- all the old shitty rvs) was going to be magically transformed into the "nice" part of the park, and that all the old rigs were going to have to leave. this prompted one of our more blunt residents to beg the question, well then were are ya'll planning on moving too!
And we have some of the more noteworthy residents. Fisrst, a guy I call the Tit Talker. He usually tells my tits he need to pay his rent, and he asks them if he has any mail. I hate this guy. if T is in the front office when he comes in, I go hide in the back office till he leaves.
Then there is L drunky. She was living in the horseshoe with her daughter who is really sweet and a good responsible girl who got stuck wit ha crappy mom. Well she got hauled off to jail for several DUI's, so now its just her daughter living there and working her butt off.
Those are the only ones I can think of right now. I gave you this long backstory so that you know who I am talking about when I am bitching about these people.
I promise my following blogs will be much shorter and way funnier, so keep reading.
I will give you a little back story on some of the people I will be talking about in my blog.
First the employees-- there is T-my "hubby's" mother. She is great, one of the nicest people I know. T divorced John's insane father a little over a year ago. She even let him stay in the house till he found somewhere else to live. Which he did about 3 weeks ago. Like I said she is very nice. If it were me I would have given him bus fare to the closest home for the criminally insane the day the divorce was final. T has a new boyfriend, who we will call T2. He seems nice, he moved here from Cali I assume so he could be closer to T. I just hope she is happy because she really deserves to be happy.
Then we have "the owners". They are from Cali and bought this place from a crooked little Hitler-esque woman. Now they have to deal with all the things little Hitler did half assed and as cheap as she could. needless to say, they are in the process of sueing her. They will be moving into the park soon because they are selling their house and building a new one closer to here. They have a little corgie dog, M. He is the equivalent to a kid for them. He is a good dog.
And we have M and his wife C. They are pretty cool, really no drama with them, but they have a daughter, S who is married to an ex maintenence guy of ours J. This bitch is a trip. she thinks she is gods gift to men and women, since she can't decide if she is gay or straight. She is as big as a house, has a buch of kids, and lives in a trailer that should probably be quarintined by HASMAT. I have been told there is shitty diapers all over, rotten food, bugs and other creepy crawlys all over. She is a very selfish person, she is a backstabber and apparently a whore. She is trying her best to come between a couple here. Her hubby is soon to be her ex, he lives and works in Austin now, to get away from her I'm sure.
The couple she is trying to get between is C and Tr. They live a few houses down and have 2 litle boys that my boys are friends with. C is also a maintenece guy here and is beibg pretty shady with his wife. They split up a few months ago, she took her boys (they are not his) and went back to her moms, and days later, C had some whore in a white car staying with him. He swore it was "just a friend from out of town" but we found out later he was lying. Well, the day his "friend" went home, he called his wife and professed undying love and begged her to come back. Well she did, and now she is regretting it. He flew to his hometown, where the before mentioned whore lives, for a family wedding. he was supposed to be staying at his sisters house, but low and behold, his sister tells Tr that he has been staying with the whore, going out to party with her and doing who knows what else with her. All this after his wife stayed up all night getting him ready to go, washing his clothes, packing for him, basically begging for money from all their friends so that he could even go, all to be fucked over. The end of this one hasnt played out yet, but i will definatly update on that one.
We have M, who is a cranky old fart. not much story needed for him, he just pisses everyone off.
We have G. she is the mother of A an ex employee who left us to go be a truck driver with her boyfriend. G works part time here and is really funny.
Oh lets not forget the Clampets. They are a family that lives here, B clampet is our cleaning lady. B's 3 dim light bulb daughters all call B's dad daddy, which gives us the creeps, cuz it is very possible that imbreeding is the cause for the dim light bulb syndrome. They are "homeschooled", and are 12 to 16, can't read, can't count money, and they all write like 5 yearlods, i take that back, my 5 year old is neater than they are. They use the park pool for a bathtub, we never see them going to the showers, only the pool. really gross. They like to pretend that B and her dad, who mows for us, are park big shots and know everything that is going on. a few weeks ago their dog bit someone, and they couldn't produce shot records, so we made them get rid of the dog. They proceded to tell several residents of the park that they were told to go door to door to give everyones dog a personality test, and if they were mean, they were going to throw the owners out of the park. Hahaha we still don't know were they got this idea. They also said we were putting in a golf course. In a trailer park. Haha. and that the area here known as to horseshoe (the ghetto-- all the old shitty rvs) was going to be magically transformed into the "nice" part of the park, and that all the old rigs were going to have to leave. this prompted one of our more blunt residents to beg the question, well then were are ya'll planning on moving too!
And we have some of the more noteworthy residents. Fisrst, a guy I call the Tit Talker. He usually tells my tits he need to pay his rent, and he asks them if he has any mail. I hate this guy. if T is in the front office when he comes in, I go hide in the back office till he leaves.
Then there is L drunky. She was living in the horseshoe with her daughter who is really sweet and a good responsible girl who got stuck wit ha crappy mom. Well she got hauled off to jail for several DUI's, so now its just her daughter living there and working her butt off.
Those are the only ones I can think of right now. I gave you this long backstory so that you know who I am talking about when I am bitching about these people.
I promise my following blogs will be much shorter and way funnier, so keep reading.
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